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Time To Drive (4)

“Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car.”

- E.B. White


A high-speed motorist was caught by radar from a police helicopter in the sky.

An officer pulled him over and began to issue a traffic ticket.

"How did you know I was speeding?" the frustrated driver asked.

The police officer pointed sombrely toward the sky.

"You mean," asked the motorist, "that even He is against me?



A learner driver is driving a car with his instructor.

The driving instructor says to him:

"Look, why don't you pay attention to the traffic signs?"

"I don't have time to look at them, I need to keep my eyes on the road!"



A witness to a car accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between the lawyer and the witness.

The lawyer: "Did you actually see the accident?"

The witness: "Yes, sir."

The lawyer: "How far away were you when the accident happened?"

The witness: "Forty-two feet, six and one-quarter inches."

The lawyer (thinking he'd trap the witness): "Well, sir, will you tell the jury how you knew it was exactly that distance?"

The witness: "Because when the accident happened I took out a tape and measured it. I knew some stupid lawyer would ask me that question."



A teenager buys his first car. He examined the car and noticed that the oil was leaking.

“What is this? It seems to me that the oil is leaking?” – asked a young man.

“Of course not! That's just sweat from all of that horsepower!” - a seller said.


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